the studios had contract players and so do we.  here’s our stable of heavy hitters, the one who’ve seen us through the comedies and the tragedies.  like a good friend, they’re always there when you need them the most!

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i gotta get out gimme some of those rays!

sun warmed blood oranges over rich sandalwood, vanilla-drenched resins and a golden musk base


guaranteed to brighten any day!

forgive me father for I have shins

omani frankincense and kenyan myrrh smoldering atop a pile of vanilla soaked woods


a truly religious experience!

welcome to the dark side baby!

golden amber, black pepper,

filthy musk and a touch of cinnamon


who knew hell could smell so good?

she’s got little bamboo-eating panda hands!

pikake flower, fresh soil, a bit of pink pepper and a twist of key lime


fresh, light and simply adorable!

nothing comes between

me and my smell bent

a motley crew of animal musks rounded out with a base of tonka bean absolute


as close as it gets to wearing nothing at all

oh my god, there’s a hippie in my kitchen!

freshly baked pot brownies dusted with cassia   over an earthy dose of finely aged patchouli


not bad for someone who hates to wear shoes

smell bent classic characters perfume oil

just like mama sb used to make!

sun-brewed black tea spiced with tangy orange, clove, cinnamon, nutmeg and dry sandalwood


guaranteed to delight and refresh

make your own kind of smellie!

juicy black currents muddled with refreshing peppermint and a delicate vanilla musk


you’ll dream a little dream of me!

classy and classic   

neroli, sweet orange, a bit of oakmoss and a hint of vanille


time to dust off your monocle, old chap!

a cologne for foppish things

lemon, neroli, rose, jasmine, lavender, sandalwood, natural oakmoss, and musk


look who’s getting fresh!

aging paperbacks buried under cardamom, dark vanilla, dry wood and sweet musk


celebrate another fabulously bent year!

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